X-Men: The Last Stand
I caution you, true believer, that parts of this post are mostly for comic geeks. And that this post contains spoilers if you haven't already seen the film.
So last Friday, Kong and I went out to see the new X-Men film. I thought is was good, but it definitely lacked that touch that you get from a Bryan Singer film. I don't know how to explain it except for how I already did.
The story is a retelling of the Phoenix saga which I could see they were setting up at the end of the last film. I did like the way they explained the Phoenix but the makeup thing they did with it kind of let me down. I wanted there to be the Phoenix fire stuff. That was so cool in the comics! I know, Pyro already has the market on fire stuff, but still, it would have been a hell of a lot cooler than some veins popping out.
Anyways, I did have a little bit of a problem with the whole Juggernaut thing. He is supposed to be Xaviers step brother. He hates Xavier but is not a mutant. There are many other mutants like maybe the Blob, who is an original Brotherhood member and has the power that they gave to Juggy, that they could have used instead. There are so many characters to draw on. And yet they chose him. The actor was great, but the idea of the character... Not so much.
And then the whole thing with killing Scott. That really pissed me off. You know what that means? Cable will never be born. There will never be a Madeline Pryor clone of Jean Grey made by Mister Sinister to give birth to Cyclops' son. The real Jean Grey will never be found at the bottom of the Hudson River, she and Cyclops will never get married and get carted away to the future to raise Nathan who is infected with the legacy virus who then becomes Cable and comes back from the future to present time.
And because Phoenix stayed on earth, Lillandra and the Shi'ar will never come to earth, and well since Xavier is dead the whole relationship plot point becomes moot. And Xavier doesn't get a new clone body that is about 30 years younger and then gets to walk again only to loose that ability again in a fight.
And the whole Rogue thing. If she had gotten Carol Danver's powers she totally wouldn't have gone through with the process. Honestly, if you were nigh invulnerable, could fly the speed of sound and had superhuman strength, you wouldn't give that up, would you? Besides all you need to do is find someone with a personal force field like Gambit, and then you can touch all you want and more!
I know it is an alternate reality to the comics but still people, have some respect for the cannon!
But the end was very very sad. Maggie shouldn't have to live that way. I think that the effects are only temporary. Maggie will be back. Maybe he'll get a clone and move to the Savage Land! But this time he won't have Rogue to keep him company.
But what they did get totally right and correct was good ol' Hank McCoy. The Beast was expertly made up. I really couldn't find a fault in him and that whole "Oh My stars and Garters" line...Priceless! I think Kelsey Grammer deserves an Oscar for the best portrayal of a comic book character ever!
But that is what I think. And like I said, I actually really liked the movie.
You should see me when I don't....
So last Friday, Kong and I went out to see the new X-Men film. I thought is was good, but it definitely lacked that touch that you get from a Bryan Singer film. I don't know how to explain it except for how I already did.
The story is a retelling of the Phoenix saga which I could see they were setting up at the end of the last film. I did like the way they explained the Phoenix but the makeup thing they did with it kind of let me down. I wanted there to be the Phoenix fire stuff. That was so cool in the comics! I know, Pyro already has the market on fire stuff, but still, it would have been a hell of a lot cooler than some veins popping out.
Anyways, I did have a little bit of a problem with the whole Juggernaut thing. He is supposed to be Xaviers step brother. He hates Xavier but is not a mutant. There are many other mutants like maybe the Blob, who is an original Brotherhood member and has the power that they gave to Juggy, that they could have used instead. There are so many characters to draw on. And yet they chose him. The actor was great, but the idea of the character... Not so much.
And then the whole thing with killing Scott. That really pissed me off. You know what that means? Cable will never be born. There will never be a Madeline Pryor clone of Jean Grey made by Mister Sinister to give birth to Cyclops' son. The real Jean Grey will never be found at the bottom of the Hudson River, she and Cyclops will never get married and get carted away to the future to raise Nathan who is infected with the legacy virus who then becomes Cable and comes back from the future to present time.
And because Phoenix stayed on earth, Lillandra and the Shi'ar will never come to earth, and well since Xavier is dead the whole relationship plot point becomes moot. And Xavier doesn't get a new clone body that is about 30 years younger and then gets to walk again only to loose that ability again in a fight.
And the whole Rogue thing. If she had gotten Carol Danver's powers she totally wouldn't have gone through with the process. Honestly, if you were nigh invulnerable, could fly the speed of sound and had superhuman strength, you wouldn't give that up, would you? Besides all you need to do is find someone with a personal force field like Gambit, and then you can touch all you want and more!
I know it is an alternate reality to the comics but still people, have some respect for the cannon!
But the end was very very sad. Maggie shouldn't have to live that way. I think that the effects are only temporary. Maggie will be back. Maybe he'll get a clone and move to the Savage Land! But this time he won't have Rogue to keep him company.
But what they did get totally right and correct was good ol' Hank McCoy. The Beast was expertly made up. I really couldn't find a fault in him and that whole "Oh My stars and Garters" line...Priceless! I think Kelsey Grammer deserves an Oscar for the best portrayal of a comic book character ever!
But that is what I think. And like I said, I actually really liked the movie.
You should see me when I don't....

