what's in a name...

while looking at my dying myspace page, I came across one of those stupid chain letter things that asks you to google your first name, add the word "needs" and see what comes up. Kong is off carousing with Kuliga, so having much time on my hands I tried it.
I used my proper first name, and what came up is that I am pretty but needs more (boobs). Obviously the Nigerian's in question have not currently seen my chest but it is more than enough. Maybe they are talking about my chest when I am thin? That's probably it.
Anyways, I decided to see what would happen if I put in my first and middle names. And to my shock and amazement, there is another one of me in this world.
I swear we look like twins separated at birth:

